Garrett couldn't sleep last night

He ended up in a YouTube hole watching stuff like this:

They don't make 'em like they used to.

My tweets

• Sun, 16:54: Bryan Cranston with hair and full beard in a tux. Unf. #goldenglobes
• Sun, 17:07: Ricky Gervais is so much hotter than Johnny Depp. #intheminority
• Sun, 17:37: Kelsey Grammer is so dreamy. Too bad about his personality and politics. #goldenglobes
• Sun, 17:49: The best thing about the #goldenglobes is learning about all the TV shows and movies I never heard of from the previous year.
• Sun, 17:51: Madonna makes the world wonder: "who" or "whom"? #goldenglobes
• Sun, 17:52: You read my mind from across the continent. RT @chefanneburrell: Madonna's boobs look incredibly uncomfortable... I'm just sayin'
• Sun, 18:00: Why do we keep hearing about The Ides of March instead of Drive? #goldenglobes
• Sun, 18:02: The #goldenglobes need an announcer guy instead of a depressing piano guy.
• Sun, 18:08: Paul Giamatti's beard is too big to fail. #goldenglobes
• Sun, 18:10: Peter Dinklage is *not* a child actor! RT @jamiekilstein: Holy shit there is the cutest child dancing on stage right now. #j15 #lilactivist
• Sun, 18:24: I don't think I've ever seen anything with Evan Rachel Wood. #goldenglobes

• Sun, 18:25: Jessica Lange drinks the blood of a virgin every day. ALL HAIL JESSICA #goldenglobes
• Sun, 18:31: Madonna's so cheeky. #implants #goldenglobes
• Sun, 18:46: "...his roles on Friends and Joey..." that's one role, people. #goldenglobes
• Sun, 18:54: Tom Skerritt as Don Quixote #seattle
• Sun, 18:56: Reese Witherspoon to Pamela Anderson conversion: [========[]===] 70% #goldenglobes
• Sun, 19:01: Ashley Judd is Morgan Freeman's muse. Where is she in this montage? #goldenglobes
• Sun, 19:18: Modern Family: the show that wins every award it's nominated for, ever. #goldenglobes
• Sun, 19:39: The Golden Globes played Meryl Streep off. They are the honeybadger of award shows. #dontgiveashit #goldenglobes
• Sun, 19:40: The Golden Globes are weird. #goldenglobes #weird

• Sun, 19:47: Smash looks like the worst show ever. Like Glee and The Voice and Chorus Line meet 2 Girls 1 Cup.
• Sun, 19:52: RT @bryansafi: Best Actress should have been a tie. Diane Keaton for L'Oreal and Diane Keaton for Chico's. #GoldenGlobes
• Sun, 19:53: So goddamn true. RT @fortunefunny: Now all you fuckers who constantly write about football know how we feel! Haha! #honorarygayman
• Sun, 19:55: Harrison Ford, you were told ten years ago that the earring doesn't work. #goldenglobes #stopit
• Sun, 19:56: Mireille Enos was robbed. #thekilling #goldenglobes
• Sun, 19:59: If you say "on-vuh-lope" instead of "en-vuh-lopve" #wecantbefriends #goldenglobes
• Sun, 20:00: Prediction: Smash is the new Cop Rock
• Sun, 20:17: Stop trying to make Smash happen. #postawardsshow