I hate shopping in real life

Went to the Safeway by our place hoping to order a photo cake. Apparently their machine is broken and just can't be fixed. Ever. Alrighty. So, I went to the QFC down the street and realized there's no bakery department at all. Luckily, there's a big one at the QFC down on Broadway and they do photo cakes, but the only format they accept for the photo is a printout. So, I went one block over with my thumb drive to the UPS Store for a printout, and came back to the QFC. Cake is ordered.

I wanted to get 50 plastic forks and paper plates. They have lots of choices for the plastic cutlery,  but you can't just buy forks. That's dumb. They have sets where there are 16 forks, 8 knives, and 8 spoons, but I don't want any knives or spoons at all. I'm just gonna look on Amazon. Shopping in real life is stupid.

EDIT: Plenty of forks, plates, and napkins ordered in mere minutes. ILU Internet.