This bus stop

[christopher575]

This bus stop, originally uploaded by christopher575.

One time on Halloween or near it, I was standing here in the rain, already
soaked. A car full of frat types pulled up and sprayed me with what I swear
was an old-timey bottle of seltzer. You know, the kind with the
downward-facing metal spout that you have to lean way back to spray someone
with.

I just stared at them. It didn't really bother me since I was already wet
and, on top of everything, my life was in the shitter anyway. Part of me
didn't want to give them the satisfaction, and the rest of me wondered where
they got the seltzer bottle.

Comments

[brokn2pieces.livejournal.com]

That's a sad story but I can kinda see you standing there a bit slack jawed as it happened.

[cajoje.livejournal.com]

I want a seltzer bottle.

Also, fuck them. God, I hate people.

[badrobot68.livejournal.com]

What a weird thing to do for fun.

[cattycritic.livejournal.com]

Yeah but there's nothing like no reaction whatsoever to completely put a damper on some asshole's idea of a gag.

[scarletharlot52.livejournal.com]

What the fuck?!? Good reaction though. I probably would have burst into tears and they would have enjoyed it.

[ozgryph.livejournal.com]

Reason number eleventy billion why we should be allowed to carry flamethrowers (you and me, not the seltzer guys).