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[christopher575]

• Fri, 13:22: Why yes I have found an animated gif of a yule log that I can run in a browser window to make my laptop a fireplace.
• Fri, 15:39: Iceberg lettuce, ranch dressing, cold pickled vegetables.
• Fri, 15:43: Said this today: Film the videos using the Myspace Angle for chinimization.
• Fri, 16:05: You'd think it would be cool to get both blank tiles in Words with Friends but it's really not.
• Fri, 16:13: That was a surprisingly edgy Vlasic commercial. #funeralhumor
• Fri, 16:39: I normally don't have "I wish I were rich" thoughts unless I see really elaborate cat towers and outdoor play cages for them.
• Sat, 07:58: Just realized Twitter wasn't all clogged up yesterday with endless Follow Fridays. Nobody ever reads the endless lists so keep it up!
• Sat, 08:47: Remember when the most clever thing around was the "BE ALERT. THE WORLD NEEDS MORE LERTS" bumper sticker? We've come so far.
• Sat, 10:26: Finally used the Goldstar membership after all these years. Seeing @FKBjugglers in a week!