Call of the Jackass

[christopher575]

There's a guy who walks down Pike street almost every night between 10:00 and Midnight, yodeling the most annoying faux-wildlife shrieks I have ever heard. Loud. So loud that I can't believe he hasn't done the damage I wish he'd do to his vocal cords. I've seen him when I was at the bus stop down at 3rd and Pike. He has this look on his face while he does at like it's the most fun he could possibly have. He grins and his eyes light up like he's on a roller coaster.

I just heard his stupid howl echo through the alley. It's the first time I've heard him during the day.

I hate that guy.