Nickelodeon lens cleaner

[christopher575]

Nickelodeon lens cleaner, originally uploaded by christopher575.

Huh.

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[gower-power.livejournal.com]

Nickolas:
Nickelodeon lense cleaner? seriously? dont use it or you will get slimed!!!!

Christopher:
"I don't know"

[wring.livejournal.com]

lol slime

[monsterbrain.livejournal.com]

It's for cleaning the projection lens in your early 20th century continuously-running 5-cent theater (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nickelodeon_movie_theater).

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Weird, I figured you'd have to use lye or something. :)

[monsterbrain.livejournal.com]

The old-fashioned method was lye, borax, saltpeter, malt vinegar and saspirilla, mixed into a paste and rubbed over the lens with a pad made from the soft beard of an elderly Polish woman.

But with the invention of Nickelodeon Lens Cleaner, just spritz and then wipe with an ordinary Jew beard!