My building is quite dangerous

[christopher575]

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[emramesha.livejournal.com]

I thought you might be able to stick your arm out, but is that a glass door? That's not very dangerous. Can you at least lose a finger or something?

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

You could totally lose a finger or arm if you stuck it through the gate.

And did you not notice the shaking at the bottom? You can get thrown to the floor!

[emramesha.livejournal.com]

But I like the thought of losing the appendage better. You'd have a better chance of making the news. Remember, if it bleeds, it leads!

Seriously, having a shit elevator like that would not make my day.

[pixink.livejournal.com]

Should elvendude visit your swank pad, please, PLEASE make him take the stairs. Thx.

Also, he should be there in a couple of days. Please kidnap him (or have him kidnap you) and feed him tasty food and show him something cool. His new roommates are nice, but they're wet blankets, and I'm sure they won't show him much fun. Oh, and another thing, don't go introducing him to any nice boys right away. I'd like for him to pine away for me for at least a couple months.

Ok! Wash, Rinse and Repeat!

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

I will do my best to ensure he feels welcome in Seattle but still somehow has a crushing feeling of homesickness. And don't worry, all the nice boys I know are currently, um, busy? Getting busy?

[pixink.livejournal.com]

Thank you for your support! ;) With any luck, I might get to see you in July.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

My birthday is on Bastille Day and that would be a most excellent gift. Oh, I also wanted to mention that nobody will want to take the stairs up to my place, because I live on the seventh floor. Down is fine, but going up them SUCKS.

[pixink.livejournal.com]

Bastille Day is the...uh...7th? Wait, no...the 3rd? *scratches head*

Last night, I was cast in A Show, and The Show runs through the month of June, so July's the earliest I can come. Otherwise, I would ask to be imported sooner. Like, today. Well, wait, he's not there today. Like, thursday.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Bastille Day is the 14th. This isn't a closed-book test, you may feel free to use google at any time.

Also, try to plan your visit to not coincide with the weekend of the 4th. Jackson almost always comes up for the 4th and I pretty much disappear when he's here. Also, you and the elf should stay at my place while you visit, and my studio won't hold you guys and him. It'll be fine for the three of us, though.

[pixink.livejournal.com]

Oh! Riiight, the 14th...of course...

I wouldn't want to travel over the 4thish anyway. Too much of a zoo for me, man.

And, staying with you would be much fun, I'm sure. I'd just hate to inflict any, um...unpleasant noises upon you...?

[badrobot68.livejournal.com]

This is why I prefer stairs to your Hellevator.

[cattycritic.livejournal.com]

I hella love that Hella-vator.

Next time I'm in Seattle you really need to make that film again, so I can put on zombie makeup and look in all scary-like from the 4th floor.

We could call it, "The Open Elevator Blair Ring Grudge."

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

I am always willing to play with that delicious camera of yours.

Speaking of which, I'm dying to see the one of me with the red plastic wrapper again.

Oh, and did I ever tell you about my idea for a mash-up of The Ring and...something else? If I haven't, I'll do it via e-mail so nobody will steal my amazing idea.

[filarabit.livejournal.com]

I totally wanna go for a ride in the Hellevator! :)