Meet Bartholomew Alexander

[christopher575]

Meet Bartholomew Alexander, originally uploaded by christopher575.

Bart Alex for short. My boyfriend gave him to me for Christmas because we
noticed that the cooks on Food Network all have kitchen chickens. That's not
an egg he's sitting on, it's an old light bulb. I set it there for a moment
but decided to leave it there because it's funny.

It's really hard to say "kitchen chicken" without screwing it up.

Comments

[notlostonme.livejournal.com]

I am so glad you have a kitchen chicken. I do too, as does my aunt. She has half a dozen really incredible ones. "Behold my cock" is spoken at many holidays.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

I want to get one like at the BBQ place at the Westlake food court for him. It's a chicken-shaped glass bottle and it's filled with tiny red peppers.

[notlostonme.livejournal.com]

One will be yours. I will find one myself if I have to.

[vurumai.livejournal.com]

Cock

[badrobot68.livejournal.com]

What is this thing made of?

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Um. It's kinda like papier mache but with burlap? I dunno.

[oven.livejournal.com]

so you could light your kitchen cock on fire with the stove?

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Yes but I keep him away from there. He's actually in the dining room because there's no space for him in the kitchen. And because he's afraid of fire.

[badrobot68.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it looks kinda cloth-like but it's hard to tell.
My ex-boss had her entire kitchen done in chickens. HUNDREDS of them. And real ones in the back yard!

[monsterbrain.livejournal.com]

My dad redecorated his kitchen several years ago, and he went crazy overboard with a rooster theme.

They're fucking everywhere. I so need to take a picture next time I visit. You'll die.

[doughynut.livejournal.com]

Your boyfriend is a cock. . . . .

giver that is! I actually really like him. In fact, I told him that I liked him the most out of any that I've ever met.

He blushed and laughed.

[rei-saru.livejournal.com]

I can't remember the last time I saw a cock lay an egg.