Turkey and duck

[christopher575]

Turkey and duck, originally uploaded by christopher575.

These were both gifts. I have awesome friends.

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[cheshire-megs.livejournal.com]

now all you need is a turducken

[notlostonme.livejournal.com]

My art is with YOUR crystal duck. I am so honored &hearts
And congratulations!!!

[thisiserika.livejournal.com]

If I didn't have a crab made out of wicker, I would be jealous.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

You should give the wicker crab to Jess, she loves crabs.

[thisiserika.livejournal.com]

Well if we're giving people things because they like them, you should give me Zima paraphernalia.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

I would give you the keychain. Nothing else. I would have to find it first, too.

[thisiserika.livejournal.com]

It's really too bad that I can't give the wicker crab to Jess (it is a legendary housewarming gift from my sister) because otherwise we could complete the moon blood hand turkey gift circle.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

It may help you to know that Jess gave me a crab and made sure to mention that it should always remind me of her. I said, "Is it because it says the word SQUIRT in big blue letters on it?"

She turned about forty different shades of red.

[thisiserika.livejournal.com]

It shames me to say that I don't get it. Why'd it say Squirt? Why'd she turn red? So many questions noooowww

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

It says "squirt" because you can squeeze it, hold it underwater, let it get full of water, and shoot water out of it.

It embarrassed her because the idea of juicy lady parts squirting was just too much.

[thisiserika.livejournal.com]

THAT was too much for a woman who made a moon blood hand turkey?! She is a complex person.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

I am forced to believe that it was too much for her back then because we hadn't been friends for as long and I also hadn't yet introduced her to the huge group of sickos I've known for years which she now adores.

In other words, I have ruined her.

[thisiserika.livejournal.com]

This is probably true.

[rei-saru.livejournal.com]

Is that blood on butcher paper?

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Menstrual blood.

[rei-saru.livejournal.com]

Huh! ...I thought it looked kinda chunky.