Here's a crazy twist

[christopher575]

I'm answering my March Question Month questions in April! I was actually just waiting a while to see if I got any more questions and then forgot.

1) When can I see your peenor? JK, kind of... What's your favourite Haiku?
Next time you're in town, take me out for drinks, and come pee at the same time as me.
I think my favorite haiku is one written by my co-writer back in college. It was with her that I wrote over 3,000 (together, it was over 6,000).
Beer in ev'rything
On Wheaties instead of milk
Breakfast of Clampetts

2) Would we... if... and if... and if...? :)
Yes, for sure. I have a very important "if" now though, so I can't.

3) Any embarrassing moments you'd care to share?
You know the tongue twister, "One smart feller, he felt smart, two smart fellers, they felt smart, etc"? Well, one time I tried to say it and I messed it up right out of the gate, saying, "One fart smeller, he smelt fart." Then I laughed so hard I farted. In front of my whole drama class. And the student teacher. And one whole wall was huge mirror so it felt twice as bad.

4)What makes you happy? What THRILLS you?
My boyfriend. He's the best.

Comments

[shirtlifterbear.livejournal.com]

That's awesome!

Hooray for boyfriends!

[mika-says.livejournal.com]

no.3 - thanks for cheering me up