Gross, but please answer. It's for science!

[christopher575]

[Poll #1402881]

Comments

[seckzee.livejournal.com]

Apparently not everyone stands up when they wipe. Huh. Now which way do you wipe? forward or backward?

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Women need to wipe front to back to avoid UTIs. Men can go either way.

[paterson-si.livejournal.com]

I do it backwards too.... OMG that's why I am gay??? :)

[wring.livejournal.com]

i wipe sideways.
is that TMI?

[boyshapedbox.livejournal.com]

I little sitting down for preliminary clean up.

and then a little standing up for double checking.

Then if available a baby-wipe to bring it on home.

[cattycritic.livejournal.com]

I always found it weird that people stood up to wipe. It seems less practical for a number of reasons.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

je agree

[cecilgene.livejournal.com]

Where's the button for "I don't"?

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

I'm only gathering data from wipers. I want to know, of people who wipe, how many sit and how many stand. Those who abstain from wiping are not being studied.

[cecilgene.livejournal.com]

THIS IS SEXIST. AND RACIST.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

YOU are.

[cecilgene.livejournal.com]

You would say that, you stupid French whore.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Whatever, Hitler.

[missdotti.livejournal.com]

Or, perhaps, squish it all together so you can catch it all easier?

[frogger414.livejournal.com]

Little kids do it with the help from their parents, I don't see how the squishing would occur really.

[emramesha.livejournal.com]

Wiping while standing sounds yucky.

[frogger414.livejournal.com]

I do it sitting down because I am a girl and always do it that way for pee or poop (or both)

[hildeaux.livejournal.com]

How the fuck do you wipe standing up???

[ubermunkey.livejournal.com]

i just drip dry