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christopher575Remember when you were a kid and you'd watch Blue Lagoon because it had nudity in it? Now you can watch it for free on YouTube, which is great for the kids today who are dying to see boobies and an underwater penis shadow.
Only there's no need, because the internet is teeming with porno. It's not at all like 25 years ago, when the best spank material you could hope for was a really thick catalog or maybe some porno magazines you found hidden in the woods or along a ditch.
Only there's no need, because the internet is teeming with porno. It's not at all like 25 years ago, when the best spank material you could hope for was a really thick catalog or maybe some porno magazines you found hidden in the woods or along a ditch.
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Date: 2009-05-23 08:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-05-23 08:58 pm (UTC)...or so I hear.
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Date: 2009-05-23 10:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-05-23 10:53 pm (UTC)Brought back memories.
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Date: 2009-05-24 04:23 pm (UTC)All I had to do was go next door to one of my neighbors' houses, where the dads weren't remotely as careful about hiding their porn, like, X-rated playing cards, Hustler and Penthouse. Usually the neighbor kids would already have it out. One dad even left his out on the coffee table. That was when we lived in the trailer park.
No, I'm not lying. We really did live in a trailer park and I learned about the existence of lactation porno when I was 6.
My dad was much better at it - if he had it, he had it *really* well hidden because I was constantly scouring the house for "treasure" due to extreme boredom in the summer time. I knew where the guns were, but never found any porno.
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Date: 2009-05-24 11:02 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-05-26 06:04 pm (UTC)