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You know how when someone has had the shit beat out of them they'll say, "You shoulda seen the other guy"?

I have a thing like that when people come in from out of town and see my filthy apartment. I always want to say, "You should have seen how much filthier it was before I cleaned up!" 

But I guess a better strategy is to keep quiet and hope they smell the Swiffer juice.

Date: 2009-09-03 03:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] badrobot68.livejournal.com
OH WHAT THE FUCK.
I am watching previews on a DVD and someone JUST NOW said that line, about 20 seconds before I refreshed my LJ friends list and this was the top entry.
WOAH.
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Date: 2009-09-03 04:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] christopher575.livejournal.com
I mean the fluid for the Wet Jet, not some kind of byproduct.

You need one of these

Date: 2009-09-03 11:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] missdotti.livejournal.com
Image (http://www.flickr.com/photos/missdotti/3883414547/)

Re: You need one of these

Date: 2009-09-03 02:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] christopher575.livejournal.com
BLESS THIS MESS

Date: 2009-09-03 09:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] liquid-wayno.livejournal.com
*man after my own heart :-)

I hate cleaning my room.

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