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People who need a pill for their anxiety are better the instant they put it in their mouth. It's always a struggle to find the bottle and open it.

People in zero gravity speak in slow motion.

Valves, cables, and switches are either labeled when they don't need to be or not labeled at all when they could be dangerous.


Date: 2009-10-01 11:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] frogger414.livejournal.com
Women that find out they are pregnant and the next scene is them stuffing pillows under their shirts.

Women who are in labor and the dad is driving like a maniac which ensues in a crazy scene of near misses and cop lights

Date: 2009-10-01 11:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] monsterbrain.livejournal.com
Or they take 10,000 pregnancy tests, one after another, hoping for a different result.

Date: 2009-10-02 12:36 am (UTC)

Date: 2009-10-01 11:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] missdotti.livejournal.com
I love these posts.

Date: 2009-10-01 11:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] badrobot68.livejournal.com
And everyone has asthma. But they never know where their inhalers are.

Date: 2009-10-01 11:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] missdotti.livejournal.com
Or can't get the caps off of them.

Date: 2009-10-02 12:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scearley.livejournal.com
.expert" gadget builders (either for spy movies or giant heists) are given a vague schematic by a man with no training in gadgets.

expert is unsure that the really new design could work.

yet the expert has the gadget built overnight, and it works exactly as the guy intended.

and more importantlt, didnt need to be tested.

Date: 2009-10-02 12:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wring.livejournal.com
one word: antidote.

Date: 2009-10-02 12:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] boyshapedbox.livejournal.com
groups of guy friends are always made up of a jock, a brain, someone stupid, and the regular joe.


girl finds out something about her man and confronts him and instead of explaining, or blurting out the truth, he just gets angry and repeats "baby let me explain" over and over instead of just EXPLAINING.


girl is into something really specific. The guy who pines over her finds an empty field and practices to get good at it during a montage.

Date: 2009-10-02 01:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] boomstick.livejournal.com
If the husband/boyfriend has to go to another country/jail/the army his wife/girlfriend will ALWAYS hook up with the last guy the viewers saw them both hanging out with.

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