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[christopher575]

• 09:48 Simply put, the constitution doesn't say "unless you're gay" anywhere. #
• 14:46 People need to be more careful. #

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[doughynut.livejournal.com]

At least Ref. 71 passed. I would have lost my insurance otherwise! Motherfuckers.

[vurumai.livejournal.com]

The Constitution does say in several places "The English smell funny" and "King George watches his sister change clothes." Benjamen Franklin wrote later that Thomas Jefferson had had a few glasses of wine while writing the document and was a bit shoddered near the end. These scribblings were later covered with bull semen to obscure them and can be seen now and slight discolorations around the edge of the document.