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[christopher575]

shirtlifterbear: Zomg the line for the 1201am show of new moon is already over 100 long and it's only 1004!

christopher575: Why do you know this? Do you have an 11 year old daughter I don't know about?

shirtlifterbear: Tony's twin's hag is all about twilight so we're here to watch it with her

christopher575: Not a good enough reason/excuse.

shirtlifterbear: Ok ok tayler lautner is cute

Comments

[missdotti.livejournal.com]

I never go to movies on opening weekend. I don't care how hot or awesome it might be.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

I'll often go to the Sunday matinee. They can be amazingly dead.

[jodfoster.livejournal.com]

Yeah, cheaper and then everyone can go out to breffist afterwards. It's a win win situation.

[electriclime.livejournal.com]

I need to become a hag.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

You need to become *my* hag. In my dream life, you live in the same building as me and Garrett and we have cocktail parties and we braid each other's hair.

[electriclime.livejournal.com]

YES!! THIS!!

Although it will have to wait until the kids are gone, so I'll be an old hag.

I'll be a fabulous old hag that bakes brownies and drinks wine and sings show tunes.

[wring.livejournal.com]

shirtlifterbear: Ok ok tayler lautner is cute

that's everybody's excuse.

[jodfoster.livejournal.com]

Am I the only one who doesn't find any of these yahoos cute? Cause I don't. Need moar hair, plz.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

I don't understand why they think werewolves should be silky smooth when not in wolf form.

[wring.livejournal.com]

whatever goldilocks

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

lol

[jodfoster.livejournal.com]

I wish there was a world where Ryan Reynolds could take his Blade: Trinity character to fight the vampires from Twilight.

Ryan Reynolds?

[wring.livejournal.com]

Re: Ryan Reynolds?

[jodfoster.livejournal.com]

LOL :) I think Wesley Snipes is wondering how much lunch money he can steal to pay his back taxes.

Mmm

(http://www.photobucket.com)

[wring.livejournal.com]

Ryan does nothing for me. It's probably from watching all that 2 guys A girl and a pizza place :P

also, I thought you liked them hairy.

[badrobot68.livejournal.com]

Taylor is cute, but he's 17. Yikes. Even I can't go there.

[badrobot68.livejournal.com]

As I was typing this, Rhonda texted me that Taylor is cute but only 17. WEIRD.

[wring.livejournal.com]

eh. does giving him a bj constitute statutory rape?

[badrobot68.livejournal.com]

Yes, legally. When is he 18 though? It has to be soon. The kid looks about 22.