Handwritten vacation entries transcribed, #5

[christopher575]

The girl trying to sign people up for the Frontier Airlines Mastercard asked EVERYONE sitting here if they were interested except me. I wonder if she can tell by looking at me that I have declared bankruptcy. DAMN YOU CARL, DAMN YOU!!!

Also, it cracks me up how so many guys in the southwest wear cowboy hats when they fly. They probably wear them when they fuck.

PS - She walked past me again. I obviously have the scarlet B on my lapel-area. What is that called, anyway? Too low to be the shoulder, too high to be the man-boob.

P(ee) S - The dude next to me at the urinals was on his cell phone just now. He must be IMPORTANT.