For notlostonme

[christopher575]

I don't think there was ever an actual video for this song. Or if there was, somebody at some record company is doing a great job keeping it off youtube.

Sex Dwarf is, at its core, NSFW.

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[notlostonme.livejournal.com]

Ok, the song has grown on me.
I will iPod it under a different name.
Maybe "BANANAS ARE LIEK COCKS BUT YUMMIER"

[notlostonme.livejournal.com]

I was afraid of that.

[notlostonme.livejournal.com]

That is my biggest nightmare come to life. At least the fucker is leashed so it can't run after me, waggling its little t-rex arms.
(god I am mean)

[notlostonme.livejournal.com]

I will stay far away, then. Thank you for the warnings. I could have been traumatized.

[notlostonme.livejournal.com]

It will randomly appear some night while I am out and I will be really confused and then cry. I can see it all now. It will be epic.

[notlostonme.livejournal.com]

And, of course, well before I am drunk enough to handle it like a sane person.
FOILED AGAIN!

[notlostonme.livejournal.com]

Also, when are you coming up here again?

[notlostonme.livejournal.com]

Woo!
I was sad that I didn't get to meet you this weekend.

[notlostonme.livejournal.com]

EXCELLENT.
I foresee drunken antics.
I hear we're all good at those.

[notlostonme.livejournal.com]

Alan does me proud.

[notlostonme.livejournal.com]

He is fun, squared.

[badrobot68.livejournal.com]

Thanks honey. I am the make-out king, and YOU COULD BE NEXT!!!

[badrobot68.livejournal.com]

One of my proudest moments.

Yar

[misterdoug.livejournal.com]

There is a video for the song. I have a copy, of course, as I am keeper of the internet.

And I play a Rogue in WoW. Thank you.

Re: Yar

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

you have a copy of everything. I wish we lived in the same city.

Re: Yar

[misterdoug.livejournal.com]

I hope so someday soon, my sexy ex-boyfriend. I do miss you.

[sillyape.livejournal.com]

Yeah the original video was insaaaannneee dude. There are bootlegs floating about:

"Their first album, Non-Stop Erotic Cabaret, further explored the trademark Soft Cell themes of squalor and sleaze. "Seedy Films" talks of long nights in porno cinemas, while "Frustration" and "Secret Life" deal with the boredom and hypocrisy associated with suburban life. A companion video entitled Non-Stop Exotic Video Show was released alongside the album and featured videos directed by Tim Pope, who later found fame as director of music videos by The Cure. The video generated some controversy in Britain, mainly due to the scandal involved with the "Sex Dwarf" promotional film. The original version of the music video featured Almond and Ball in a bloody butcher shop surrounded by chainsaws, nude actors, and dwarves. However, the film was confiscated by police and censored before it was even released. As a tongue-in-cheek substitute, a re-filmed "Sex Dwarf" appeared in Non-Stop Exotic Video Show featuring Almond dressed in a tuxedo, directing a symphony orchestra of dwarves."

[pixink.livejournal.com]

But...the Little Dancing Dood in the WoW clips is a Gnome, not a dwarf!

4LIFE!

Good point

[cattycritic.livejournal.com]

The WoW clips were pretty lame. It makes me want to get my guild together for another Stupid Guild Trick, and do this one better. It would be funny to get the gnomes & dwarfs together & do a big group scene.

The really dumb part is that with the two gnome dances, you put them in a line w/ the girl in front and the dance is extra funny because, as you can figure out, it looks like he's spanking her. Also there is a winged succubus with a whip, and having her be among a bunch of gnomes/dwarves would have been even funnier.

Amazingly, I've never heard this song, and now I want it.