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[christopher575]

• 08:11 Replace "the internet" with "my career" any time you see a quote from Prince on the topic. #
• 09:52 Just saw a dude using a Sonicare in the bathroom at work. That's dedication. #
• 11:16 Best comedy track of the year. bit.ly/aFEdRJ #
• 13:43 The banana I'm eating is absolutely perfect. I wish I could store the other three in suspended animation. #
• 14:04 This video is safe for work but it sounds like the cameraman is rubbing one out. youtu.be/OQSNhk5ICTI! #
• 16:54 I demand a Lindsay Lohan in jail reality show! #
• 17:31 Party on, Google Street View. bit.ly/cI1fJJ #

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