How to get up early

[christopher575]

One way I can have an easier time of getting up early is if I leave my dishes for the morning and have to wash them to make breakfast. The first few minutes of zombie time are actually ideal for washing dishes since it's not a very stimulating activity. Normally I'd worry about the noise it makes bothering my neighbor, but she always runs her sink in such a way that the pipes screech loudly, and usually does her dishes at midnight. And then there's the yelling at 4am. And the yapping dog left behind while she went out with her friends on a Friday night. And the way she constantly opens and slams her cabinets.

But I'm honestly not complaining here. It makes my life easier knowing I can make a little noise because she's set the upper limit so high.

Totally unrelated, here is a picture of me taken just after I took this picture: