There are TVs in the lobby and near my desk

[christopher575]

There are TVs in the lobby and near my desk, originally uploaded by christopher575.

The EZ Cracker commercial is on.

Comments

[monsterbrain.livejournal.com]

Does the stale cracker lady blow at her bangs in frustration?

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

No she's mad that there is shell in her egg because she didn't have the EZ Cracker.

[ultramundanecom.livejournal.com]

Hadn't heard of this one before. Sounds like the punchline to a joke on the Jeffersons.
"Florence, how do you get your omelets so perfect?"
"Easy, Cracker."
"Excuse me?"
"**pulls out device** No, I mean it: EZ Cracker!"

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Did you watch the commercial? You need to.

[teh-dirty-robot.livejournal.com]

I've never seen such a constipated face at the breakfast table before!

[mcfnord.livejournal.com]

is she the ez cracker?

ah, got it.

[eskanto]

I thought it had something to do with crackers, not eggs.

Boy, these infomercial stars sure can overact.

LMAO.

[eskanto]

That would be perfect.

[eskanto]

Oh no you didn't. ;-P

[monsterbrain.livejournal.com]

I was thinking it was some new cracker-making device.

I remember the EZ Cracker now.

[monsterbrain.livejournal.com]

lol

True story:

I was a production assistant for a TV show shooting near Inglewood, CA. (A very Black/Hispanic area.) One of my duties was to keep the office kitchen stocked with food, snacks, drinks, etc.

I happened to go to a different grocery store than I was used to, and I was having a hard time finding everything on my list because I wasn't used to the way the store was set up.

I, the only white person in the store, asked a black lady "Excuse me, do you know where the crackers are?"

She looked blank/stunned for a moment and then pointed me in the right direction.

I felt a bit dumb for my wording.