This is the argument against same-sex marriage boiled down

[christopher575]

This is the argument against same-sex marriage boiled down, originally uploaded by christopher575.

That's the best they can come up with.

Comments

[badrobot68.livejournal.com]

About 90% of the arguements involve some form of "Its bad for the children". So gay people without children should be allowed to marry, right?

[badrobot68.livejournal.com]

Arguments. I think.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

What about gay parents? Isn't it bad for them if their parents aren't married?

[badrobot68.livejournal.com]

No, the obvious solution is for those gay parents to go to church and become straight.

[vurumai.livejournal.com]

What about straight parents. Like they are so perfect.

[meowlet.livejournal.com]

Ugh, exactly. Another silly argument that just hides the real reason they're against it, fear.

[badrobot68.livejournal.com]

They just hate gay people, period.

[meowlet.livejournal.com]

Super creepy.

[vurumai.livejournal.com]

I feel the need to do something ultra hetero. Wanna help?

[meowlet.livejournal.com]

Uhhhh

[vurumai.livejournal.com]

I say just stop having kids for 20 or 30 years so I can get some rest.

Taylor can be the last

[badrobot68.livejournal.com]

Totally agreed.

[gldngrrl.livejournal.com]

Taylor= the future hope of this country!

[meowlet.livejournal.com]

I don't know what makes me more angry, this argument or "we didn't make up this rule...God did it!"
I'll go with both.

[vurumai.livejournal.com]

Which god?

It was not Apollo. He cool.

[meowlet.livejournal.com]

He's down.

[vurumai.livejournal.com]

Put on your big girl panties and tie them together.

[monsterbrain.livejournal.com]

ikr

I think the no-gay-marriage view is only held by people with very vanilla sex lives.

How many kinky things can we come up with for those two seatbelt things to do?
1) tie together
2) rub apex of metal curves against each other
3) rub apex of metal curve of one of them against the part of the other one where the fabric goes through
4) stick small dildos through the metal holes of both while they watch each other
5) stick small dildo through the metal hole of one while the other watches and rubs its metal apex against the fabric-goes-thru part of the first
6) stick the fabric belt ends through their own metal holes
7) stick the fabric belt ends through each other's metal holes

I could come up with a million sexally-satisfying things for them to do!

[gldngrrl.livejournal.com]

OH man, I am so turned on now....

[vurumai.livejournal.com]

Fuck a seatbelt

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

[gldngrrl.livejournal.com]

hahaha...sure!

[vurumai.livejournal.com]

I just bafed out of my nose.


But I fully support those two seat belts to have the same rights that I enjoy.

[monsterbrain.livejournal.com]

I showed this to Jim, and he adds:

"To show the true reason, you need to smear the two seatbelt ends with poo."

[hildeaux.livejournal.com]

best post ever