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[christopher575]

If you're in the right bar, the only pickup line you'll ever need is "what's your name?"

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[pixink.livejournal.com]

But never "what's your friend's name?"...that's the worst.

[oven.livejournal.com]

some dude had an awesome line tonight but i forgot it already. actually i wasn't impressed but the girl standing next to me was. my biggest faux paux was forgetting to have my number written on the "red" and "yellow" cards i gave appropriately offensive boys. my soccer ref uniform fooled everyone.

[badrobot68.livejournal.com]

But do you even remember their names the next day?

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Usually only if I get a number.