Writer's Block: How you like me now?

[christopher575]

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I got drunk playing mini-golf and told everyone from work about the time I put a whole corndog in my mouth and bit down on the stick. 

Their stunned, awkward silence was a sure sign they were impressed, right?

Comments

[wvacritter.livejournal.com]

I'm not too sure about them being impressed, but I am!

[thisiserika.livejournal.com]

Impressed and jealous are two different things.

[teh-dirty-robot.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA

My last roommate had a story about a guy she knew--they were walking down the street and passed a group of ladies, and this guy was like "Hey, check me out!" and lifted his leg to rip a fart (I don't know in what universe that is impressive, but whatever) and totally crapped his pants. "Hey, check me out!" became our catchphrase for "I am going to do something stupid" for a long time.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

That is so awesome. I love catchphrases like that.

One time I was in Tacoma with cattycritic and I was going to turn toward her and burp and I very nearly barfed all over her. That would have sucked.

[teh-dirty-robot.livejournal.com]

I have only barfed on someone once. It was _nervous_, I was completely drunk, and he COMPLETELY deserved it.

[wring.livejournal.com]

ahahahhaha this reminded me of the dollar store story

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

But the DOWNY, was in SPANISH

[cajoje.livejournal.com]

I'm impressed right now. Respect.

[mika-says.livejournal.com]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoMtMeiSyCE

go to 2.25 minutes in...was it like that? Except with mini golf?

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Pretty much. But I just told them about the time I did it, they weren't there to witness the glory.