Chopped drinking game

[christopher575]

Take a drink if:

• Contestant uses a blender (immersion blenders count)
• Contestant cuts him/herself
• Scott Conant complains about red onions
• An ingredient is left off only one plate and that plate goes to Chris Santos
• Alex Guarnaschelli starts her remark as a compliment, then switches gears
• Ted Allen says the word "cloche"
• Contestant mentions lack of culinary education
• Contestant forgets a mandatory ingredient
• Contestant cries
• One contestant uses ricotta in their dessert

Finish your drink if:

• Contestant needs an appliance or tool that another contestant is using
• Two contestants produce what is essentially the same dish
• All three judges are the same gender
• One of the mystery ingredients is still alive
• Contestant can't handle the pressure of talking to Ted Allen while cooking
• Ted Allen calls the cloche a "cover"
• Alex Guarnaschelli cries
• Both contestants use ricotta in their desserts

Comments

[wring.livejournal.com]

i think this applies to Top Chef too.

Except for "cloche" which needs to be replaced with "fennel"

[duckumu.livejournal.com]

or 'sabayonne'

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

When I think Top Chef, I think of something being served three ways.

[duckumu.livejournal.com]

that's a good one. you'd have to finish your drink if a trio actually succeeds, because they pretty much never do.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

If Padma is clearly drunk during judging, shotgun a beer.

[omero-hassan.livejournal.com]

You would have to exclude "scallops" or "ceviche," though, because otherwise there would be mass alcohol poisoning.

[theropod.livejournal.com]

In my Meerkat Manor drinking game, there is one rule: drink every time the narrator uses the word "abandoned".

[omero-hassan.livejournal.com]

Also: take a drink if any contestant says he or she is doing this for their kids and/or parents.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Oh totally.

[njbearcub1.livejournal.com]

Contestant forgets mandatory ingredient, but they edit comments to make it look like he/she will be saved, because another contestant majorly effed up their dish.

[njbearcub1.livejournal.com]

Adjacent to this, finish the drink if someone doesn't get one or more of the mandatory basket ingredients on the plate, and still advances to the next round.

[hildeaux.livejournal.com]

i've never even seen this show and i still lolled

[guaparella.livejournal.com]

I AM TOO EXCITED ABOUT THIS!

I may re-post it elsewhere.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

I figured almost nobody that I know watched Chopped! YAY :D

[sh0kr0k.livejournal.com]

Oh great! I'm gonna be hammered @_@

[lisa stewart gipson (from livejournal.com)]

And who said cooking isn't fun?!?!?

[mitchell man (from livejournal.com)]

finish your drink if someone makes a bad version of a "napolean" for dessert