An example of not quite reaching your target market

[christopher575]

An example of not quite reaching your target market, originally uploaded by christopher575.

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[monsterbrain.livejournal.com]

Free crab rangoon with fill.

ETA: And I say that because it reminds me of a Chinese take-out menu, not because of a stereotype about Asians staffing nail salons.

[wring.livejournal.com]

mmmmhmmmm. JK, but the best nail ladies are Vietnamese.

[monsterbrain.livejournal.com]

I mean it! There was a place in Oklahoma City that had a menu of specials laid out like that. If I spend $15 I get a free eggroll, but if I spend $20, I get free soup! Which should I go for?

I need to stop chewing my nails again so I can get them done all pretty again. :(

[wring.livejournal.com]

egg rolls trump soup anytime
i can't grow my nails, i'm a serial scratcher.

[monsterbrain.livejournal.com]

I'm a whore for hot & sour.

[doughynut.livejournal.com]

OMG, that is a really good price for FILL. Usually the FILL that I find is like $35-$50.

[wring.livejournal.com]

but people who like getting their nails done are into tacky advertising!

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

But they mailed it to a house with two dudes.

And neither of us are drag queens.

[wring.livejournal.com]

perspective fail. didn't think it was a postcard.

[monsterbrain.livejournal.com]

Same here. I was thinking it was a sign and the joke was that it was called Jolie, like Angelina would go to a place like that.

[cattycritic.livejournal.com]

I didn't realize it wa a postcard either. That explains EVERYTHING