Guess who just jizzed on my sheets

Jan. 5th, 2011 08:31 am
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Guess who just jizzed on my sheets, originally uploaded by christopher575.

Luckily I was working in the other room. Garrett saw the whole thing and is
scarred for life.

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Date: 2011-01-05 04:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scarletharlot52.livejournal.com
Jizzed?!? What do you mean?

Date: 2011-01-05 05:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] christopher575.livejournal.com
He and Fred were engaged in sexy times when Garrett walked in. Fred turned on his back and...finished.

oh mah gawd....

Date: 2011-01-05 05:09 pm (UTC)
betwix_the_onset_of_dark: (Kitteh: Side look)
From: [personal profile] betwix_the_onset_of_dark
he walked in on kitteh pr0n!!!

Date: 2011-01-05 05:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scarletharlot52.livejournal.com
Are you serious? I have never seen such a thing from a cat. Isn't he fixed? Wow!

Date: 2011-01-05 05:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] christopher575.livejournal.com
They're fixed. Sam is still a dog.

Date: 2011-01-05 09:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chelelev.livejournal.com
I can not get my head around this. I thought once they were fixed, there was nothing to jizz.

Date: 2011-01-05 09:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scearley.livejournal.com
I've been fixed. I still ejaculate.

Date: 2011-01-05 09:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mcfnord.livejournal.com
TMI, sir. TMI.

Date: 2011-01-06 03:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] monsterbrain.livejournal.com
You've had a vasectomy. Cats have had their balls removed.

Date: 2011-01-05 09:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] christopher575.livejournal.com
They don't dig out the prostate, they just cut off their balls. Sperm is only a microscopic portion of a total ejaculation.

Date: 2011-01-05 04:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ubermunkey.livejournal.com
wow you and your cat have a
VERY close relationship
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Date: 2011-01-05 08:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tehjakers.livejournal.com
THIS.

Date: 2011-01-05 04:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paranoiattaque.livejournal.com
hahaha oh my god. that cat's face is PRICELESS.

hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

Date: 2011-01-05 05:06 pm (UTC)
betwix_the_onset_of_dark: (Boom Boom: Ummma!)
From: [personal profile] betwix_the_onset_of_dark
its like all those bad comdy movies where the parent walks in on their kid jacking off. LOLS!!!

Date: 2011-01-05 05:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] my-ophelia.livejournal.com
Wait, so your cats are also gay?

Date: 2011-01-05 05:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] christopher575.livejournal.com
Yup. We have gay cats. We catch them pretty often.

Date: 2011-01-06 03:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] monsterbrain.livejournal.com
Congratulations. You recruited your cats.

Date: 2011-01-06 09:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paranoiattaque.livejournal.com
this is amazing.

Date: 2011-01-05 05:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] muriel-puce.livejournal.com
Wow. Just. Wow.

Date: 2011-01-05 06:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cattycritic.livejournal.com
he a nasty pussy

Date: 2011-01-05 07:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mika-says.livejournal.com
Well, yeah, why would they do it on the CAT stuff when they can do it on the HUMAN stuff? Duh. Stoopid hooman.

Date: 2011-01-05 08:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tehjakers.livejournal.com
that reminds me I need to wash my bedding.

Date: 2011-01-05 08:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] badrobot68.livejournal.com
How does that even...

Date: 2011-01-05 08:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] christopher575.livejournal.com
He and Fred were doin' it.

Date: 2011-01-05 08:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] badrobot68.livejournal.com
But...ewwwwww.

Date: 2011-01-05 09:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] monsterbrain.livejournal.com
Was there penetration or just mad humping?

Date: 2011-01-05 09:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] christopher575.livejournal.com
I didn't see. I've caught them several times in more of a 69 sitch.

Date: 2011-01-05 09:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scearley.livejournal.com
I wonder if that makes them furries.

Date: 2011-01-05 10:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skiplogic.livejournal.com
only if they dress up like people

Date: 2011-01-06 12:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gldngrrl.livejournal.com
I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU, DAD!

Date: 2011-01-06 02:10 am (UTC)
eskanto: (I see what you did there)
From: [personal profile] eskanto
LAWL.

Date: 2011-01-06 03:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] monsterbrain.livejournal.com
*dies*

Date: 2011-01-06 08:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] panikmanik.livejournal.com
fuckbuddies
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