From Twitter 01-17-2011

[christopher575]

• 08:11:14: I like my pasta all denty.
  
• 08:36:07: I get why it's necessary, but the world "allegedly" is totally played.
  
• 13:27:02: Trade spaces with a big meeting room nearby, also swap door numbers so nobody can figure it out. #lifehacks
  
• 15:06:33: On my way to get my teeth cleaned. Wish I thought to trim my nose hair.
  
• 15:16:39: Usually when I'm running early for something, I stop for a cocktail somwhere. Not really appropriate on the way to the dentist.
  
• 15:51:05: This waiting room music. Dying inside.
  

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