From Twitter 01-24-2011

[christopher575]

• 08:34:56: Staking my claim now for the drag name Crystal Trophy, from this season's two-part finale of Jerseylicious. http://flic.kr/p/9cFxSZ
• 10:08:02: Honestly if I had a time machine I'd use it to go to shows like The Movement and AB Logic.
• 14:10:08: Agent Olivia Dunham: Emo Bitch
• 15:33:31: BRING ME...THE KEYTAR!
• 16:14:43: I think I might be a hollaback girl. Is there a test? The lyrics suggest a stool sample may be in order.
• 16:23:21: I like walking toward the back of the bus as it moves forward and pretending I moonwalk really well.
• 16:36:26: I think my iPod knows its replacement is on the way, judging by this passive-aggressive shuffle it is serving up.
• 22:14:39: Still waiting for important Miley Cyrus bong updates, what's the holdup?
• 22:16:28: Oh that was fast. "Miley Cyrus Watch (@MileyCyrusWatch) is now following your tweets (@christopher575) on Twitter."

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