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[christopher575]

• 08:35 //commence dragulation// #
• 08:36 Sheila Blige #baddragnames #
• 10:16 Not knowing any women in the office is inconvenient when you wonder if you have a fever. Dudes never want to touch your forehead. #

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[wring.livejournal.com]

what. our office is dominated by wimmins. are you just shy or something?

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Oh there are tons of women around here. I don't talk to anyone who's not on my team or related to it, and the two women on my team work from home.

[njbearcub1.livejournal.com]

Aren't we close to having phones that detect personal temperatures, with a wave of a finger, or by pressing them against a forehead?

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

I should be able to look for testicular cancer by pressing my junk up against my Kindle.

[njbearcub1.livejournal.com]

Be sure to get a screenshot of the perspiration marks left on the pad.

[hildeaux.livejournal.com]

Sheila Blige. AHAHAHAHAHA.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

I wish I could say I made it up, but Jujubee did. Fortunately, it was in a video interview where she gave a Barbie a drag makeover, and I doubt very many people saw it.