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[christopher575]

• 08:01 Two cats with their fur and litter tracked all over hardwood floors make me suddenly want a Roomba. They used to seem so ridiculous. #
• 10:19 That thing where you think a work spreadsheet says PORNO but it's actually PROMO. #
• 12:09 For @scearley bit.ly/li0SZg #
• 14:29 It's funny when the music in a techno song sounds like words. Current song: achoo, blessyou, achoo, blessyou, achoo, blessyou #
• 15:55 Just saw a guy with He-Man hair who wasn't dating my sister. #
• 19:09 The voiceover guy on the BK Stacker commercial sounds enough like Phil Hartman to make me sad. #

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