Failed Phone Post

I'm quite sad that my phone post last night didn't work, so I'll describe what you aren't hearing:

<me drunkenly singing "One More Minute" by Weird Al, one of the greatest songs ever written>

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You put your weeeeed in there

Now that the TSA is actually more worried about water getting on a plane than they are about drugs getting on a plane, a water bottle with a secret compartment is the stupidest place to hide your drugs.

Hangover Cure

You will need:
1 large glass
1 can of Rockstar Juiced
1 1.75 liter bottle of Gordon's vodka
3 Advil liquigels
Ice

Fill the bottom three inches of the glass with ice, and pour the Rockstar in until it reaches the top of the ice. Pour a large splash or four of the vodka, and then fill the rest of the glass with the Rockstar, leaving at least 2 ounces of it in the can. Wash down the Advil with the remaining Rockstar, thank your lucky stars that you aren't working today, and slowly enjoy your beverage while reading your friends page and whatever is new in your RSS reader. Wonder why a nap sounds so good after 24 ounces of energy drink. Sleep. Sleeeeeeep.