Delicious snack dyslexia

If you were to say I have a dirty mind, neither I, nor anyone who has ever known me could argue. One of the symptoms of my disorder is that I often misread things and think they say something naughty. Glancing at something, thinking it says something inappropriate, and having to look back to see what it says is routine for me.

Today was different. In the break room at work, I thought I saw a big metal case that contained EMERGENCY SNO-CONES. It actually reads "EMERGENCY STATION" on the first-aid kit, but apparently an icy sno-cone is what I really needed.

Condiment ideas

Someone needs to invent a condiment that's the consistency of mustard but has the flavor of malt vinegar. It would be so good for sandwiches and wraps, and a lot less messy than if you tried using the actual vinegar, or italian dressing.

Also, vinegar salt, similar to whatever's on salt 'n' vinegar chips. I think this would be perfect for popcorn.

And yes, badrobot68, I know you think both sound disgusting, along with every other condiment except barbecue sauce.