Ninja New York

There's a theme restaurant called Ninja New York. I haven't read the reviews, or even looked at the site yet. I wanted to say right away, though, that I think it's a great idea. I also think that other popular internet stuff could help get us all to put down the ramen and get some fresh air once in a while.

• All Red Lobster restaurants will now be given a pirate theme.
• Todai already uses sushi robots, but soon the waitstaff will dress like robots. Or be replaced by robots.
• All ice cream scoops will now be in the shape of a horse's head and served on a twisting, magical unicorn horn. [edit: a "unicone." ha!]
  
• Hot Topic will only be open sunset to sunrise, and actual vampires will be behind the counter to help you choose a lip ring.
• Forget hybrids and electric cars. The only requirement going forward is that they transform into robots.
• Zoos are going to get worse because there will be people having sex with the animals.

A$$ and Tetris

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Always have your camera ready

Two seagulls were being extremely interesting at the bus stop today. As I got my camera out of my backpack, one took off, and the other bolted just as I hit the record button.

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It's just not enough to merely carry the camera at all times; it has to be ready instantly.

What I'm trying to say is that this boring post should be more interesting.