I feel european

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I am enjoying a breakfast of manchego, olives, bread, and balsamic reduction. Not pictured: the delicious seasoned cracker that was included in this kit. Many thanks to doughynut for providing this delicious spread.

Slang575

Here are the terms I use and want credit for when they are commonly used.

Omega
Use it as a substitute for "oh my god/gosh" and "OMG." It is superior because it takes nobody's name in vain. Also, it can be shortened to a symbol ( Ω ) so it's efficient, too.

Threelationship
An easy way to talk about a "house (bed) of three" for the French-impaired.

Silent Duck
It's a duck that never quacks. He is always silent.

Carbon Dating
The act of dating or pursuing people much older than oneself.

Grave Robbing
The same thing as carbon dating, but referencing the popular term "cradle robbing."

Goldilocks / Den Mother
Girls who dig big, hairy guys.

Royal She
Use it to make fun of a group of women who are similar. (Example: "She looks terrible." "Which one? They both do." "I meant the royal she.")

Crap, I'm blanking out. Please reply with things I say a lot that I made up and I'll edit this and explain them.

Why I should always have a camera out and turned on

Yesterday at the Seattle Center we saw a fully-clothed guy laying on a concrete slab resting his head on one hand. He used his other hand to take his dick out and piss while still laying there. It was truly a sight to behold. I wanted to take his picture, and then another of the six women across the way who also saw it. But we had somewhere to be, and taking pictures with my phone is a bit of a process.

This is how I feel today

This is how I feel today, originally uploaded by christopher575.