Slang575

[christopher575]

Here are the terms I use and want credit for when they are commonly used.

Omega
Use it as a substitute for "oh my god/gosh" and "OMG." It is superior because it takes nobody's name in vain. Also, it can be shortened to a symbol ( Ω ) so it's efficient, too.

Threelationship
An easy way to talk about a "house (bed) of three" for the French-impaired.

Silent Duck
It's a duck that never quacks. He is always silent.

Carbon Dating
The act of dating or pursuing people much older than oneself.

Grave Robbing
The same thing as carbon dating, but referencing the popular term "cradle robbing."

Goldilocks / Den Mother
Girls who dig big, hairy guys.

Royal She
Use it to make fun of a group of women who are similar. (Example: "She looks terrible." "Which one? They both do." "I meant the royal she.")

Crap, I'm blanking out. Please reply with things I say a lot that I made up and I'll edit this and explain them.

Comments

[patosa.livejournal.com]

royal she

and i made up drag lady in waiting

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Edited. Thanks!

[suxdonut.livejournal.com]

oh cheez im a total den mother these days.

i ♥ silent duck!

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Silent duck is actually also a euphemism for fisting but I figured I'd leave that off the main page. Hehe.

[suxdonut.livejournal.com]

bhahaaha would that create "loud queef"

if you queef out of your ass, is it a fart? im not talking about stomach gas but air getting pushed up in there via fisting etc

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

I think it's still a fart, regardless of where the air came from. I guess it could be called a fuckfart to clarify.

[ursaloco2.livejournal.com]

And I asked you what the deal was with silent ducks and you wouldn't tell me.
I see how you are.

Goldilocks was used in The Bear Handbook by profkampf. Try again.

:-)

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

I would never read something called the Bear Handbook, so I can't be expected to know that. I bet he didn't say Den Mother, though.

I like his LJ!

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

And sorry for the silent duck mistreatment. I just wasn't in the mood to be coy today.

[ursaloco2.livejournal.com]

You have to read the Bear Handbook. It's more satire than how-to.
I'll have to flip through it again. I know your use isn't the first time I've heard "den mother"

I like his LJ too...lotta dedication to create an image nearly every day to post.

[badrobot68.livejournal.com]

I have a bunch too, and cannot remember any of them. Except cublet. Ha. Stole that from someone else, though.

[tiff-seattle.livejournal.com]

"oh my god" doesn't take anyone's name in vain either. neither does "goddammit".

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Agreed. It's just part of my advertising campaign. Ya gotta talk to people in their own language.

[saveferris.livejournal.com]

Grave Robbing:

Might I suggest, as an alternate... a stand-by, if you will... the name everyone used to call my ex... Tomb Raider.