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I just saw a security camera mounted on a tree branch. That's just not right.

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I forgot to put on deodorant today.

Wouldn't be too big of a deal, but I'm going to the doctor today. While I'm there, I'll have to take my shirt off, and her face will be about a foot from my armpits.

I'm going to practice holding my arms tightly against my sides at my desk today.

This building makes me want waffles.

This building makes me want waffles., originally uploaded by christopher575.

Crisis averted!

I got a stick of deodorant when I stepped out for some banh mi. I'm keeping it in the office so it won't be a problem if I forget again later.

swank

swank, originally uploaded by christopher575.

My doctor's office has kid-sized versions of that super fancy chair like at Chapel.

Where to stand

Where to stand, originally uploaded by christopher575.

Ok, I admit have a problem.

Ok, I admit have a problem., originally uploaded by christopher575.

I see a you-know-what here.

You're doing it wrong!

You're doing it wrong!, originally uploaded by christopher575.

Both of you!

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Ess en double oh pee dee oh double juh zee, dee oh double juh zee, dee oh double juh zee!

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One of my text posts from the waiting room didn't come through. Sorry if this story mysteriously shows up later.

While I was waiting for the doctor today, one of the receptionists told the other that someone started a dog walking business. The second asked how much she charges, and the first said it was a dollar per dog, per hour. And that there are two people, and they're currently walking six dogs for two hours a day.

I really hope she was talking about her niece in fifth grade or something.

I really gotta get a hat like this.

SANY0139.png, originally uploaded by thesqueedler.

Look who came by!

Look who came by!, originally uploaded by christopher575.

It's the Q-Tip Fairy!

Dear scearley,

I'm listening to this for the fifth time in a row. Jerk.