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[christopher575]

I forgot to put on deodorant today.

Wouldn't be too big of a deal, but I'm going to the doctor today. While I'm there, I'll have to take my shirt off, and her face will be about a foot from my armpits.

I'm going to practice holding my arms tightly against my sides at my desk today.

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[pixiespage.livejournal.com]

not to be too personal, but do you go to the doctor's often? is there something wrong?

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

I actually go very rarely. Two weeks ago was the first time since 2003 or so. I had a cyst removed from my back and went back on Tuesday to have the stitches removed. The would healed open and was weeping, so she packed it with gauze and I have to go back today. I've been planning a big post about it with videos and a gross picture, but was kinda waiting until the ordeal was over to do it.

[pixiespage.livejournal.com]

oh. i am sorry to hear that the wound openned. i had a cyst on my chest like that in college and the purple coated gauze was a god-send! i remember how horrible the smell was in that huge pocket on my chest. i stuck the end of a compass in it and it popped under the surface *shudders* it was just rank!

[theorybunny.livejournal.com]

Try skipping meat in your meals today, this may help your odor concern ;)
... and yes, please post the pictures :p

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

I actually love my own stink but try to keep it away from people who have not expressed interest in it.

[monsterbrain.livejournal.com]

I agree with the deodorant thing.

Stop by a drug store or grocery store.

Get some Handi-Wipes (or a small package of baby wipes) to wash your pits (because they haven't had deodorant all day,) then apply deodorant.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

I didn't bring my backpack today, or else I'd pick up a stick on the way there.

Hm, maybe this is a good time for me to grab a stick to keep at the office! Like at lunch today!

[iambatgirl.livejournal.com]

Oh I HATE is when I forget to do that. In my opinion, women can't away with it as much as men can.

When men stink, the reaction is "he must work really hard"

When women stink, the raection is "she's dirty"

IM NOT DIRTY!!!




...just forgetful, with bad body chemistry...


TMI?

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

TMI is NE (never enough)

[iambatgirl.livejournal.com]

good that you put that in parathensis, cuz I would have thought,

NE (northeast)

and that just doesnt make sense... ahha

[monsterbrain.livejournal.com]

When men stink, the reaction is "he must work really hard"

When women stink, the raection is "she's dirty"

IM NOT DIRTY!!!

inorite!

Girls are expected to fart rose petals and sweat baby powder.

We have sweat glands and bacteria too. :(

[iambatgirl.livejournal.com]

FOR REALZ!

when i have farted, I always get the reaction, "JEEZ!! That STINKS!"

Well what the flub do you think your farts smell like!? (referring to bfs)

Men out there, women stink too sometimes.

Deal.

:D

[scearley.livejournal.com]

MANMUSK

[gavin.livejournal.com]

Have you shown the doctor your cyst popping video on youtube?

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

No but I did tell her about it and that it's approaching 300,000 views.

[badrobot68.livejournal.com]

You could get a small thing of baby powder at the drugstore. It helps eliminate odors, and it's located right by the Q-tips!