Yesterday I went to a gentleman's place (edit to add: I mean a dude's condo, not a sex club, geeeez) to do the kinds of wholesome things that I like to do. As I was leaving, when I was waiting for the elevator, I reached into the pocket of my hoodie to get my iPod, but accidentally also grabbed a Magnum along with it. Just then, the door opened, and there were three people in there, so I had to just keep it hidden in my hand until they got out because I just knew if I tried to put it away I'd drop it. I can just imagine the woman reaching down to grab it for me. "Oh, here's your, um, huge condom."