Close call

[christopher575]

Yesterday I went to a gentleman's place (edit to add: I mean a dude's condo, not a sex club, geeeez) to do the kinds of wholesome things that I like to do. As I was leaving, when I was waiting for the elevator, I reached into the pocket of my hoodie to get my iPod, but accidentally also grabbed a Magnum along with it. Just then, the door opened, and there were three people in there, so I had to just keep it hidden in my hand until they got out because I just knew if I tried to put it away I'd drop it. I can just imagine the woman reaching down to grab it for me. "Oh, here's your, um, huge condom." 

Comments

[nicolemarieh.livejournal.com]

this post was an excuse to talk about your huge condoms.

confirm/deny?

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

No, it was right there in my hand and they almost saw it. It was a story about my near-miss. Getting to talk about my huge condoms is just an added bonus.

[badrobot68.livejournal.com]

Bragging again about the huge freight train tuna can.
Just post a pic of it already!

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

:0 no way! This is a wholesome family web site.

[badrobot68.livejournal.com]

LJ CUT! Doi.

[exiledfromtribe.livejournal.com]

Oh, ok, I was confused. At first I was all "A gun!? WTF was he doing w/ a gun!?" My next thought that it was a magnum of champagne. Now I understand that you were bragging to LJ about your manhood. :)

[badrobot68.livejournal.com]

As per usual!

[exiledfromtribe.livejournal.com]

Yeesh, why doesn't he just give it its own LJ? :P

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

It can't type.

[exiledfromtribe.livejournal.com]

Aww. :( Keyboard keys too small I take it?

[badrobot68.livejournal.com]

It is far too large to be contained by the internet.

Apparently.

[exiledfromtribe.livejournal.com]

LOL! Well, he could give it an LJ community perhaps? Nothing is bigger than the Internets. NOTHING!

[cmorley.livejournal.com]

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who initially thought: "Why is he bringing a gun into a gentlemen's club? Ooooooh. Right."

[exiledfromtribe.livejournal.com]

Thank god-I'm glad that I'm not the only one too.

[vurumai.livejournal.com]

.44 is a better magnum

moar uses

[muriel-puce.livejournal.com]

What are you doing later?

[notlostonme.livejournal.com]

lol @ "That's just like having sex with my boyfriend."

[djmrswhite.livejournal.com]

look i feel the same way when someone accidentally sees my MAGNUM XLs, you know?

[badrobot68.livejournal.com]

This is Seattle. Haven't they ever seen a man with a GIGANTIC PENIS have sex before? Geeze.