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Bars and restaurants which sell t-shirts shouldn't sell them for $15-20; they should sell them at cost or give them away to their best customers.

Bars should be forced by law to provide free water.

Someone should invent a karaoke machine that accepts song requests via text message.

People who jaywalk while holding kids or pushing a stroller should be given a ticket for jaywalking and should also be charged for child endangerment.

People who take strollers on the escalator need to be smacked.

People who push strollers off to one side using one hand look stupid.

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Dearest jodfoster,

Thank you for telling me to try my phone's burst mode. It is awesome.
Yours forever,
575

 

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