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• 18:45 I love spiral staircases and escalators. Someone needs to invent a spiral escalator. #
• 18:54 This bus smells like wacky tabacky. As if I wasn't already starving enough, ugh. #
• 18:57 I wish there was a way to stop at the Oberto factory store without a major wait for the next bus. Beeeeeef jerrrrrkyyyyyy. #

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bagel

bagel, originally uploaded by christopher575.

Left: cream cheese, smoked oysters, lemon juice
Right: cream cheese, smoked oysters, cocktail sauce

I used oysters packed in water this time. I think I like the kind packed in oil better.

I was present for one of these implosions

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Post-gym snack

Post-gym snack, originally uploaded by christopher575.

Fingerling potatoes, cabbage, salsa, cottage cheese. Served with a dessert spoon so I can say, "RAWR! I'm a giant!"

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I'm watching episodes of American Dad streaming on hulu.com. I love this site. Shows are free and only have one commercial per break. Each episode always only has commercials from one sponsor at a time, and the last few times I've tuned in, the sponsor was KY Yours and Mine. They only run 15-second ads, and what I hate about these ads is that they never say what the stuff does. It's two lubes (one for him and one for her) which are supposed to combine for some sort of WOW effect, but they don't say what that effect is.

Even more annoying is the way their site handles this mystery. They say they're "too embarrassed" to describe the sensation.

This is so stupid.

"We're not gonna say, you'll just have to try it and see" is a really, really stupid gimmick. If you ask me, the best way to respond to this is to wildly speculate on what the combination could be.

( Here are my ideas. )

For jameth

For jameth, originally uploaded by christopher575.

Cherry cherries.