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Slow day

Anonymous Coworker says:

is there any products i should pick up from the store to aid in the growth of my chia pet?

Christopher says:

you have a chia pet?

Anonymous Coworker says:

on my face

Christopher says:

mascara

Anonymous Coworker says:

and i just brush that on like it's fertilizer?

Christopher says:

it's not to actually help your facial hair grow, it's for drawing fake facial hair on

Anonymous Coworker says:

oh, no, i don't want to do that

Anonymous Coworker says:

i'm gonna see if i can go the whole month without grooming

Christopher says:

interesting

Christopher says:

like an advent calendar, but for facial hair

 

Urban Legend

Urban Legend, originally uploaded by christopher575.

It actually hasn't been too long since I've seen this, but I've been in a
Tara Reid mood lately. I want to see Alone in the Dark again soon. She plays
a scientist in that one.

Speaking of Urban Legend

The killer wears a parka. Further proof that they are evil and ugly.

What's the weirdest thing you saw today, in five words or less?

Mine:

Henry Rollins in pink sweatpants