Slow day

[christopher575]

Anonymous Coworker says:

is there any products i should pick up from the store to aid in the growth of my chia pet?

Christopher says:

you have a chia pet?

Anonymous Coworker says:

on my face

Christopher says:

mascara

Anonymous Coworker says:

and i just brush that on like it's fertilizer?

Christopher says:

it's not to actually help your facial hair grow, it's for drawing fake facial hair on

Anonymous Coworker says:

oh, no, i don't want to do that

Anonymous Coworker says:

i'm gonna see if i can go the whole month without grooming

Christopher says:

interesting

Christopher says:

like an advent calendar, but for facial hair

 

Comments

[arktos62.livejournal.com]

And there was me thinking the things I overheard were strange.

[notlostonme.livejournal.com]

I hope you find snacks in it.

[electriclime.livejournal.com]

I'm going to start dating girls.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

I will write the screenplay:
Mardi Meets the Silent Duck

[electriclime.livejournal.com]

and SNAP! just like that.
...back to men.

[monkeytoes77.livejournal.com]

No-shave-November
Decembeard
Manuary

It is a whole season dedicated to men and their facial hair, and I'm in heaven.

Focus boys... we must. we must. we must increase our beard.