christopher575

Feb. 24th, 2009

09:33 I wonder if Sean Penn and Madonna ever talk. #
14:45 Current jam: www.zshare.net/audio/51812451af5798b9/ #
14:53 I'm at the Pizza Hut. I'm at the Taco Bell. I'm at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell. #

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If I were one, you'd be expected to show up and listen to cheesy stuff like this.

I would also pump my fists in the air and expect you to jump.

And you would have to writhe around a lot during the slow part.

No, I don't have a poo problem, originally uploaded by christopher575.

I just think they are tasty.

[Error: unknown template qotd]7am: Alarm goes off and I sit up in bed, put on my glasses, and grab my laptop

7:01-7:15 Read my NSFW RSS feeds, email, and lj friends page

7:15-7:25 Put my glasses in their case and the case in my backpack, make breakfast and/or lunch to take with me to the office.

7:25-7:40 Shit, shower, shave. I actually shave in the shower, btw. Shower is always shampoo, shave, soap, in this order, unless I skip shaving for the day.

7:40-7:45 Q-tips, deodorant, hair, teeth (always in this order).

7:45-7:53 More internet time while my crotchal region gets nice and dry sitting on the bed.

7:53-8:30 Dress and walk to work, possibly with stops at Whole Foods or Seattle Bagel Bakery.

8:30-9:15 Ease into my work day with breakfast and coffee at my desk.