christopher575

Sep. 24th, 2009

13:45 When I move again and finally find my stupid sewing kit that I need right now I will be so pissed. #
17:18 This is the worst song I have ever heard. bit.ly/HhHlq Thanks (for nothing) @sirmookie ugh bleh fuck #
23:14 Animals on trampolines: always fantastic bit.ly/3TYAxL #

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Bagel, originally uploaded by christopher575.

Planet: bagel with cream cheese, avocado, lemon juice, fresh mint
Moon: heirloom tomato

Dance clubs are well lit and people can hear each other speaking at normal volumes anywhere in the club. There is also always a big line to get in and the girls go right through security because they're hot and the guys are kept waiting outside because they're losers.

People with jobs that pay almost nothing live in huge loft apartments that in real life would cost about half their yearly salary per month.

The parents are dead and the older sibling takes care of the younger sibling and the younger sibling is such a handful.

There's a shortcut but it's not on the map.

Lily [Allen] is one of those girls who has gotten everything she wanted, when she wanted, how she wanted it. So when something doesn't go her way (example: getting caught stealing someone else's blog post), bitch throws a fit, punches her dolly, pulls at her hair and stomps off. So we should all just roll our eyes, let the toddler have her tantrum and then go back to polishing our dildos.

- Michael K