Twitter Litter

• 10:25 You can tell I was raised on MTV because when I see the movie title "Flesh for Frankenstein" I sing "Flesh for Fantasy" by Billy Idol. #
• 17:10 Hey @moonrock, here is a truck for you bit.ly/2VeLp6 #
• 21:44 You know you can call your city home when you can't even remember the advertising campaign your agency worked on for its police department. #
• 22:10 I hope Juliana Hatfield doesn't notice that I was rude to her on Twitter. OR DON'T I? #

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Breakfast

Breakfast, originally uploaded by christopher575.

Soy sauce omelet with teriyaki chicken, finished with Italian cheese blend and mint. Toasted whole wheat naan, half with cream cheese, half with peanut butter and bacon salt.

Unabomber pose

Unabomber pose, originally uploaded by christopher575.

My number is 34

My number is 34, originally uploaded by christopher575.

Does that mean my burrito is gonna have sex with my taco?

This is the express lane

This is the express lane, originally uploaded by christopher575.

She is about 30 items over the 15-item limit.

EDIT: She also paid with a check and we had to wait five minutes while the cashier went to the front of the store to find a coupon for her.

Anniversar-eve

One year ago tomorrow, I was at The Cuff for a typical Sunday evening of drinks with friends. Across the patio, I spied a very cute man with some very amazing tattoos, and knew I had to talk to him. I'm glad I didn't make too much of an ass out of myself, because he turned out to be the most wonderful chance encounter I've ever had.



Garrett, thank you so much for the best year of my life so far. I never knew I could be this happy. I love you.