Twitter Litter

• 07:59 hey @motore it's spelled "pre-func" or "prefunc" and it means "before the function". :) flic.kr/p/7kezcu #
• 08:50 This is totally about me: bit.ly/8aDYuv #
  
• 12:04 I walked about 3 miles to get a banh mi for lunch today. It's tasty and I'm tired. #
• 12:42 Here is a photo of me doing an impression of the Skeletor on my t-shirt. Or something. Wow. flic.kr/p/7kdWnc #
• 15:12 A truly beautiful and inspiring new track for you to share with someone you love. bit.ly/2EvWqA #
  

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QotD

"All I'm saying is we ESTIMATE [the value of life] all the time. Heck, you do it whenever you're paid hourly and you speed into work! Divide the extra money you get by being there sooner by the increased chance of death the added speed brings you, and you've JUST VALUED YOUR OWN LIFE."

- T-Rex

Morning text messages

gower_power : cell phone game title: Cock-A-Doodle. what?
christopher575 : Yankee doodle dildo
gower_power : oh fuck. EVERYONE is staring at me while I laugh. except your mohawk twin with glasses. he's just smiling along.
christopher575 : Yankee doodle lube it up, yankee doodle dildo, smile as I slam it in and grind it like a mill, bro
gower_power : wow. that is something else, pal. Is that a show tune that the short guy sings on tuesdays?
christopher575 : That's why he wears the kilt. Easy access.
gower_power : easy ass-cess
christopher575 : May lead to a cheesey abcess
gower_power : nasty!

A green shirt for you fine ladies to click on, purchase, and wear on Thursdays

Many other fine shirts and panties are available at 575-go-round.

Hey my_ophelia

Here is a tattoo you can get.

Who dis?

Holiday shenanigans

When the guy who sits behind me went to lunch today, three people swooped in and did this to his desk.

Here are some old videos

They are from two jobs ago.