One whole motherfuckin' avocado

One whole motherfuckin' avocado, originally uploaded by christopher575.

Not on bagel.

Writer's Block: A rose by any other name ...

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5 / 7 / 5 are the syllables in a haiku. I have written several thousand.

No, I was not born in May of 1975.

I gasped out loud

I gasped out loud, originally uploaded by christopher575.

The nutritional info is printed onto the sausage.

BTW Alan, strangely enough, this is not one of the sausages I got from you
on Monday.

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