Assholes!

Assholes!, originally uploaded by christopher575.

At work we have a huge cooler of free beverages. We also have non-dairy creamer and half-and-half for the coffee, which is also free. Some people think it's ok to use just a bit of one of the cartons of milk for their coffee and put the rest back.

I say this is not ok. If they want to do that, the rest of the milk should go in the refrigerator, not the cooler.

I'm sure they all think they're part of some milk community and that five or six people will share a carton. If that's the case, why is there ever more than one carton? I see, they want to share, but only if they get to be the first person to open the carton.

Assholes.

People don't believe me when I say Fred likes to be spanked

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I love Sam's "whatever" glare.

Handwriting sample

eeeeeeeee, upper case, lower case in my shitty handwriting, originally uploaded by christopher575.

Hideous, I know.

Jacqueline wanted a new dress

Jacqueline wanted a new dress, originally uploaded by christopher575.

I didn't feel like taking her shopping, so I turned her red dress inside-out.

The phallic bottle is for a coworker who I only see on Thursdays
during our meetings because she works from home. Today's meeting ended
up being canceled, so it'll be here a week.

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IMAG0567.jpg, originally uploaded by christopher575.

Bar tricks

Bar tricks, originally uploaded by christopher575.